When I was a freshman in high school, I made a series of battle plans along with my older brother and his friends that detailed how we’d take out our entire school once we obtained guns and bombs.
This happened while huddled over my dining room table, and it was funny. We drew blueprints. We made maps. We organized lists of ammunition and inventory and all the different things we’d need to make our military raiding of our own school a success. We figured we’d all have cyanide pills to take ourselves out before we got arrested. We knew we had to take over the nurse’s office first – it’s where all the medical supplies were and it also had no windows, which made it a perfect place for our final showdown when we were inevitably backed in by police as we burned out in a blaze of glory in our bold last stand.
the elegance of this joke is really, really up my alley.
is this real
the kentucky derby got weird
I have a picture of you and me in Brooklyn on a porch, it was raining. Hey, I remember that day and I miss you.
Into It. Over It. — Connecticut Steps.
You’d agree this is the worst goddamn place on earth.
We’ve been teasing about it for the last few weeks, but it’s finally time to fill you guys in on our biggest show ever. On June 21st, we’ll be bringing BLACK FLAG to Heirloom Arts Theatre in Danbury, CT. This is something we never thought would happen, but it is. Likely the smallest room on the tour, maybe even the smallest room they’ve played in decades- don’t miss your chance to say you were there. Tickets go on sale THIS FRIDAY 3/21 at 12PM Noon, online and at Redscroll Records! More info after the jump!
from Beauty by Rino Stefano Tagliafierro
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